Dear bandwagon fan,

I just wanted to say thanks for all of your "support." Thanks for getting the word out about our team. It's great to see that you are showing your support by wearing team shirts and jerseys. Although I must say that it baffles me as to how you can wear those shirts while screaming "you suck" and "this is the last time I buy season tickets." Also, I have noticed that you always seem to leave when we're down late in the game. It's ok though, I know you must have other things to do.
But I do have a question. How come you always seem really into the team at the beginning of the season, but then once they fall into a slump, you stop watching the games? Come to think of it, I think at the end of last season I saw you at a game cheering for the other team. ...that wasn't you? My bad.
Hey, I just looked at your facebook profile and I saw that you joined a group bashing the team, what gives?! ...HACKERS? REALLY? Wow, that stinks, I'm sorry. Funny how that's the only thing they did...hmmm--interesting.
Anyway, I just wanted to write and say thanks for the support! The end of the season is drawing near and it looks as though our playoff hopes are fading but its nice to be at the games with y...wait, you're leaving?

Sincerely,
A fed up true fan